Yesterday I wore:
- A black miniskirt made out of PVC
- A red shirt with a mandarin collar
- A black raincoat made out of PVC
- A pair of black high heel boots that come up to my knees
The following things occured:
- Vic asked me repeatedly if I was waterproof.
- Michelle stood with her face literally 1 1/2 inches away from mine and imparted that I was soooooo hot in my skirt and my boots and I was sooooooo beautiful and if she was in charge she would put me in Cosmo, and then in Maxim, but Maxim without the shirt. And that she doesn't like girls, but I am absolutely beautiful and she can't stop looking at me.
- Vic asked me repeatedly if I was waterproof.
- Some construction guy that was putting up new street lights dropped and broke the entire light fixture. His buddy told him to pay attention to what he was doing instead of where I was walking.
- Vic asked me repeatedly if I was waterproof.
Also, my liver fell out of me and did a tap dance on Tai's floor before slithering out into the street and getting run over by a newspaper truck.
7 comments:
You're hilarious! Thanks - hopefully you'll continue to make my day :0)
Well shucks, Pronto. I'm e-blushing.
Looks good on you :0)
Apparently so does plastic.
Take it from a guy who lives in the Frozen Chosen North.
You might want to watch that plastic when the temp gets to freezing.... hate to (luv to?) be there when that miniskirt shatters off of you :-)
so... are you waterproof? ;-)
I might be. Perhaps we should spill something on me and find out. Pronto, I will will put in in the freezer next time before I put it on and se what happens. ;)
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