The 50 Shades Reviews

For your convenience and enjoyment, Here are all the 50 Shades reviews in the correct chronological order.

Fifty Shades of Grey

50 Heaves of Puke - I announce my intentions to review the book.
50 Screams of Hate - Chapters 1-3
50 Yawns of Boredom - Chapters 4-5
50 Stabs of Disgust - Chapters 6-7
50 Shrieks of Rage - Chapter 8, including the first sex scene
50 Sobs of Anguish - Chapters 9-11
50 Tears of Woe - Chapters 12-13
50 Gasps of Horror - Chapters 14-17
50 Frowns of Disappointment - Chapters 18-20
50 Bags of Douche - Chapters 21-23
50 Fucks of This - Chapters 24-26

The Fifty Shades Trailer Review - I briefly review the first official trailer for the movie due out in 2015.

Fifty Shades Darker

50 Screams Louder - Prologue and Chapters 1-2
50 Sobs Harder - Chapters 3-4
50 Frowns Deeper - Chapters 5-6
50 Tears Wetter - Chapters 7-8
50 Turds Fouler - Chapters 9-10
50 Shrieks Higher - Chapters 11-12
50 Heaves Drier - Chapters 13-15
50 Hurrs Derper - Chapters 16-17
50 Cries Sadder - Chapters 18-19
50 Fucks Thiser - Chapters 20-21 and Epilogue

Fifty Shades Freed

50 Shades Tedious - Prologue and Chapters 1-3
50 Shades Ridiculous - Chapters 4-6
50 Shades Furious - Chapters 7-8
50 Shades Irate - Chapters 9-10
50 Shades Enraged - Chapters 11-13
50 Shades Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - Chapters 14-16
50 Shades Asinine - Chapters 17-20
50 Shades Absurd - Chapters 21-23
50 Shades Illogical - Chapters 24-25
50 Shades En Fuego - The three(!) epilogues

The Videos

Fifty Shades of Shit Movie Trailer - I improved the new trailer for the Fifty Shades of Grey movie by re-filming it starring me and some deliciously sexy guests.

DRAMATIC STUPIDITY - amberance & H-Town read an e-mail exchange between Christian and Anna.
Fifty Shades Freed Chapter 1 - Highlights of my first read through of Chapter 1.
Spare notes from Fifty Shades Freed - Chapters 1-3
Fifty Shades Drunker - Spare notes from Chapters 4-6 - In which I am drunk.
Fifty Shades Christmas Special - Spare notes from Chapters 7-8 - Filmed on location in Miami.
Fifty Shades Clevelander - Spare notes from Chapters 9-10 - Filmed in my dad's basement.
Fifty Shades of Entertainment - Spare notes from Chapters 11-13
50 Shades Party Game Review - My review of the board game.



9 comments:

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Candy said...

I am enjoying your summaries so much more than the actual text. I hate her too with the hatiest of hates. I was getting too angry to continue. Thanks for bringing me to a better place! This would make a great book!!

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