Tuesday, November 16, 2004

The Cherub

I am a big fan of our newest edition here at the office, The Cherub. The Cherub is very cute and little. She's not even 5 feet tall. I find that (most) things are cuter when they are in miniature. So she's got that going for her. She is also very very nice, disarmingly so. But most importantly, she has a bit of a naughty streak, to wit:

1. She attended her second sex toy party last weekend, and came back regaling us with tales of dildos you can suction cup to your shower wall. (???)

2. Her birthday is this month. Tim and Bia let her in on our favorite lunch place, the Crazy Horse(or Gold Horse or Platinum Horse or whatever it is they are riding on this month) strip club. Aside from having naked women (Athena is my fav) they also make a tasty burger. And The Cherub feels that it sounds like the perfect establishment for her birthday lunch this Friday.



Pronto said...

"regaling us with tales"

bordering on 'too much information' here

how long can one possibly speak about shit like that?

amberance said...

It's not really her fault. Since we're all completely sex deprived we kept on asking her questions. Besides, if you can't talk about it, you probably shouldn't go to the party.