Friday, November 26, 2004

Ask and You Shall Receive


OK, since you guys asked. Here is a picture of me and my friend Bianca. Bianca is on the left and I am on the right. My most humble apologies for not wearing a skirt; I'm going to get someone to take a picture of me in my plastic outfit and post that here for you guys so you can all drop light fixtures too. By the way, I realize Bianca is way hotter than me, but I figure I'll get more fans by posting a picture where I have a hot Romanian chick rubbing her giant ta-tas on me than I will with a picture of me all by my little self. Although probably not as many as I would get if I posted a picture of me naked and eating a popsicle. Or something like that. Request lines are open.

15 comments:

Pronto said...

Okay Amber - I'll be the first guy that doesn't anonymously post that you're definitely a hottie. The suspicions were correct.

ps: i'm looking forward to the popsicle pic - i'm personally a fan of such treats :-)

Eric said...

Thanks for posting the pic, although you've taken the fun out of imagining what you look like. More importantly though, it sounds like you have all sorts of male fans, which is disheartening since I imagined myself as the only one. Now that there's a picture, and a plastic to come, I'll just have to imagine myself as the only male fan who keeps his pants on when visiting your blog.

One request though...don't let pictures become a replacement for your great posts. The picture has been the downfall of a number of well-written blogs. Since you're attractive, I'd hate to have to stop reading yours.

amberance said...

Well thanks guys! Don't worry Eric, I'm not the world's most tech savvy gal, so I won't be becoming a photo blogger anytime soon. Plus I'm far more turned on by people telling me how funny I am. I like to think I give good humor. Pronto you are a bad, bad man. Bad like in good, so keep doing it.

Anonymous said...

Sweetie,

Is it okay for me to be attracted to you? I am a girl and I've never quite felt this way towards another woman....

Anonymous said...

I am looking forward to the plastic picture also.

Anonymous said...

I am looking forward to the plastic picture also.

amberance said...

Hmmm...keep calling me sweetie, it makes me all fuzzy warm inside.

Pronto said...

Is that a piercing almost visible thru that gauzzie-sexxxxxie outfit, amber-sweetie?

amberance said...

You have a good eye, Pronto darling. Also, your "x" key appears to be sticking.

Anonymous said...

You sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxy little tramp you. Show me some more. Show me a little less. xoxoxo

Pronto said...

LOL Amber - guess that's what happens when the keyboard gets sticky.............

Anonymous said...

Girl, you are serious money, sister, serious money. Show me some of that hot Midwestern T&A for a cold winter night here in Chicago. You are so hot....so, so fucking hot.

amberance said...

Um, are you my brother? Because he's the only person I know who describes things as "money" and actually means it. And if so, eew.

Anonymous said...

Big brother teaches little sister the birds and the bees. You ARE a kinky one, aren't you? Talk dirty to me so more, Amber.

Pronto said...

hmmmm - contrary to your claim, it appears to me that your hair is long enough to brush.....

soft & silky, too ;-)