OK, since you guys asked. Here is a picture of me and my friend Bianca. Bianca is on the left and I am on the right. My most humble apologies for not wearing a skirt; I'm going to get someone to take a picture of me in my plastic outfit and post that here for you guys so you can all drop light fixtures too. By the way, I realize Bianca is way hotter than me, but I figure I'll get more fans by posting a picture where I have a hot Romanian chick rubbing her giant ta-tas on me than I will with a picture of me all by my little self. Although probably not as many as I would get if I posted a picture of me naked and eating a popsicle. Or something like that. Request lines are open.
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Okay Amber - I'll be the first guy that doesn't anonymously post that you're definitely a hottie. The suspicions were correct.
ps: i'm looking forward to the popsicle pic - i'm personally a fan of such treats :-)
Well thanks guys! Don't worry Eric, I'm not the world's most tech savvy gal, so I won't be becoming a photo blogger anytime soon. Plus I'm far more turned on by people telling me how funny I am. I like to think I give good humor. Pronto you are a bad, bad man. Bad like in good, so keep doing it.
Sweetie,
Is it okay for me to be attracted to you? I am a girl and I've never quite felt this way towards another woman....
I am looking forward to the plastic picture also.
I am looking forward to the plastic picture also.
Hmmm...keep calling me sweetie, it makes me all fuzzy warm inside.
Is that a piercing almost visible thru that gauzzie-sexxxxxie outfit, amber-sweetie?
You have a good eye, Pronto darling. Also, your "x" key appears to be sticking.
You sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxy little tramp you. Show me some more. Show me a little less. xoxoxo
LOL Amber - guess that's what happens when the keyboard gets sticky.............
Girl, you are serious money, sister, serious money. Show me some of that hot Midwestern T&A for a cold winter night here in Chicago. You are so hot....so, so fucking hot.
Um, are you my brother? Because he's the only person I know who describes things as "money" and actually means it. And if so, eew.
Big brother teaches little sister the birds and the bees. You ARE a kinky one, aren't you? Talk dirty to me so more, Amber.
hmmmm - contrary to your claim, it appears to me that your hair is long enough to brush.....
soft & silky, too ;-)
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