Sylph

Mary and I went out for Bourbon Chicken for dinner tonight. On the way there, we went past Public Square. They are putting up the city Christmas tree. I was looking at it and it looked kinda funny for a tree. It's kind of woman-shaped. Like it has a waist, sort of. I mentioned this to Mary, and she said "You mean like a sylph? Do you know what a sylph is?" Meaning "a graceful slender woman." But I thought she said "SILF". So after consideration I came up with "Spruce I'd like to fuck?" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh we laughed and laughed and laughed.