Thursday, November 04, 2004


I've never been so popular in all my life. Just by virtue of living in Ohio too, I didn't even have to flash my tits or anything! The national news media descended on us en masse yesterday. I think they were looking for a long bout of legal wrangling. Bet they were disappointed when the concession call came in the late morning. But hey, check out my friend Dennis on the CBS Evening News! He's the guy standing outside of church talking about how moral values are always the most important factor for him in voting. I told him he should have just asked to be directed to the Fox News van, but they ended up airing him anyway, morals and all.

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