Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Morning Bartenderism

A 7:00 am telephone conversation I had with my favorite pint puller yesterday:

Bartender: "So I was out the other night with this friend of mine who's in from out of town, and she has this other friend that went out with us who has a tattoo on her pussy. Not right above it, but actually on it. She pulled her skirt up right in the bar and showed it to me."

Me: "Really? Ouch! What was it a tattoo of?"

Bartender: "How the fuck should I know? I was just looking at her pussy."


Hot Heather said...

i can see that happening...

David said...

That's hilarious. It is a sad but true commentary on the inner workings of a man.