I have a tendency to write stuff down a lot, because funny things happen around me all the time and I think to myself "I should blog that". But then I sit down to write and I go "Wait, what was that again?" So I started writing things down so I would remember to blog them.
The problem is I'm sometimes in such a hurry to write something down that I provide myself with no notes as far as context or even who may have said the thing I thought was funny.
This is my guess at what must have happened last Thursday, when I came across a snip of paper in my purse this morning which read as follows:
"Last week I almost took a breath. But then I thought about it."