- A tall, rather attractive black woman, sipping apple juice from what appeared to be an 8 once bottle through a straw;
- A blonde in an ugly purple pantsuit, wearing her Building ID Badge of Importance around her neck;
- another blonde, barely five feet tall, shaped more exactly like a Weeble than any other human I've ever come across;
- a woman with the largest mass of non-moving hair I've seen since 1986;
- a woman smoking a Virginia Slim, who managed to flick ash into my eye even with the protective shielding from my glasses.