"She's like a Pez for non sequiturs."
I can imagine the alien community saying, "Shit, do they not have hairdressers or gyms on Earth?"
I can only wish that our voting public over here had the balls to elect a guy who looks like an extra from the movie Trainspotting. EDIT: for clarity.
He acts like an alien. If one came to earth and only studied the aristocracy of the UK and then attempted to replicate it, the result would be the mayor of London. So out of touch, yet so humorous that everyone loves him/agrees that he came from outer space.
He's just incredible. It's okay while he's the mayor of London and we can just smile and roll our eyes at his latest idea but woe to us if he becomes Prime Minster!
I can't even begin to imagine what other countries made of him during the Olympics, especially his stuck-halfway-down-a-zipwire antics, but somehow he manages to be enough of a bumbling idiot that you can't really hate him.
I think Boris' idiocy is his greatest strength! He is immune to all other politicians attempts to make him look a fool... Because he already is one! And we love him for it! Naked Prince Harry for King, Boris for PM! Who wouldn't wanna live here? ;-)
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