Thursday, March 10, 2005

Recipe For Fun

1 bathtub filled with steaming hot water
1 oz. strawberries and champagne scented bubble bath
1 jumbo bottle of Just Like Me water based lubricant
1 waterproof glitterific vibrator
4 AA batteries
1 CD of fuck music (alright, alright! It was Janet Jackson. So sue me.)
1 naked female

Combine all ingredients and stir vigorously. Repeat.

Serves one.

4 comments:

Just Curious said...

Hmm. Just exactly many times do you repeat?

amberance said...

Depends entirely on your tolerance level for rapidly cooling bathwater. Of course, you can always add more hot water if your teeth start chattering...

daniel said...

*drrrroooooooool*

Adventure Girl said...

WATERPROOF? Wow! I need it!