1 bathtub filled with steaming hot water
1 oz. strawberries and champagne scented bubble bath
1 jumbo bottle of Just Like Me water based lubricant
1 waterproof glitterific vibrator
4 AA batteries
1 CD of fuck music (alright, alright! It was Janet Jackson. So sue me.)
1 naked female
Combine all ingredients and stir vigorously. Repeat.