Come to the office
there are some Girl Scout cookies
out on the counter
I see Tag-a-longs
shortbread cookies and Thin Mints
six fucking boxes
Fuck you, you temptress
go tell your evil daughter
to find a new hobby
Can I resist them?
Hardly. I stuff my fat face -
there goes my waistline
Yesterday also
ate Chipotle for dinner...
inhaled is more like it
But did I stop there?
Nope! At home had pizza rolls
and also grilled cheese
Over the weekend
Heather bakes me some cookies
sends them in the mail
I open the box,
read her letter and then I
eat them all at once
AMBER YOU LARD ASS!
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM???
STOP FUCKING EATING!!!!
2 comments:
Glad we could help!
Yes, you two have helped both my mood AND my ability to displace water! You, Heather, are now about equal to exactly one of my legs. I should get rid of a leg and attach you instead, like a live action Scuzzlebutt...
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