Most people are amused by my lack of sophistication in regards to wine. Most, but not all. To wit:
StereoNinja*: Do you want some wine?
StereoNinja: OK, white or red?
Me: Whichever one tastes the most like candy.
StereoNinja: Neither, this is not fucking sangria.
*StereoNinja, like MrBalls, is a blog name that is barely (if at all) related to the person it is meant to indicate, due mainly to the fact that I decided to post something about him at a time when he was unavailable to discuss what he'd like to be called. I googled "bad fake superhero names" and this is what I got. He is not an actual ninja**. Or a stereo.
**OR IS HE?