H-town: i have no motivation left today
me: yeah, i feel you dawg
H-town: if you worked in DC, we could just leave and go drink a beer
me: totes. or if you worked in chicago
H-town: mm hmm
me: beer...and tacos. TACOS
H-town: i had a huge burrito for lunch
chipotle, she is my weakness
me: she is a cruel mistress
who can resist the lime cilantro rice? who?
H-town: those 30lb burritos! OH!
me: i want to say no, but every time she holds her finger to my lips and says "sshhhhh, no one has to know. let me show you what i can do with my sour cream."
for me, it's the guac that costs $2 extra
"Sshhhhh, you'll want me."
me: it's like, at that point you've already fucked it all up. you might as well go all in