The mutineer (on his Facebook status): .... FUCK. I dont remember how I got home last night.
Me: Well done, sir.
One hour later
The mutineer: I just woke up... again. I have a boner and I think im still drunk
did i just say that out loud?
Me: No, you typed it. With one hand, I assume.
Four hours later
Friend of the mutineer: I appear to have come across this conversation four hours too late
The mutineer: It's not too late for your input, [friend] ;-)
Me: probably too late to help with the boner situation though.