MrBalls*: my plant is dusty
i'm not sure how to dust it without cleaning every leaf
me: as far as i know that is the only way to clean a plant
MrBalls: it's got a lot of leaves though
me: ok new plan, get very drunk, then wash the plant
MrBalls: good plan, I was hoping to meet someone tonight but she is ill
maybe i'll just clean my plant
me: lol yes, that is a good substitute for a girl. plant.
MrBalls: hmm not sure about that, plants don't do the same things
me: oh right. sorry i was thinking of boys and vegetables
*MrBalls is a relatively new friend who has not appeared on Bizzybiz before. I have no idea what his real nickname is or if he even has one, and making one up based on things I know about him would all sound geeky (because most would have the word geek in them). He's asleep right now (I assume, or possibly drunk cleaning a plant) so I can't ask him about his nickname either. MrBalls comes from a fucking brilliant episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force. I have absolutely no idea why that popped into my head but suffice it to say it is in no way a reflection on my dear friend or his balls and in fact it does not remind me of him in any way whatsoever. I probably should have gone with something about ice cream (he likes it).
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