H-town: how can i have known you for so long and NOT known you were a tap dancer?
me: i honestly have no idea. i'm pretty awesome at it
H-town: i mean, it kinda sounds vaguely familiar, but i don't know if i'm just making that up
but that is awesome
me: for most of that time i was taking ballet as well
H-town: wow! the things learn about our friends
me: but i don't regret quitting ballet. ballet hurts and it sucks
H-town: yeah, i feel like all i hear about ballet is the bad stuff
me: i only stayed in it 10 years because all my friends from tap did. and they give you a line about it "blah blah blah balance, blah blah blah posture..."
H-town: and then you scissor-kicked those ladies in the head?
does ballet and tap give you the ability to scissor kick someone? because that would be awesome
me: i guess you could, but glitter would get EVERYWHERE