H-Town: Things that sound dirty, but aren't: "Hey, can I help brine your turkey?"
me: "let me stuff that for you"
H-Town: "Mmm, I love giblets"
me: "Can I have a little more hot gravy?"
H-Town: "I'd like to stick my pen15 into the cranberry sauce."
No wait, that is dirty. Sorry.
*totally went there*
me: *totally beaten to the punch*