I'm laying on the couch in my living room, while my roommate the bartender reads me college football previews, followed by college football schedules.
"Read me the Buckeyes schedule," says I, "I want to know if they're playing at Northwestern this year."
"Yeah, the game is here. November 11th."
"Sweet! I'm totally going to go to that game. O-H!"
The Illinois native silently surfs the internet. The silence grows until he realizes I'm staring at him, looks at me and says, "Oh. Is this the part where I'm supposed to say 'I-O'?"
We're going to have to work on this.