Transcript from a message that the Triple Threat left on my voicemail earlier this summer:
Morgan: [Family name], it’s Morgan. I’m just calling to say that you suck.
Minnick(in the background): Ask her if she’s ever…
Morgan: Have you ever seen such a thing as
Minnick(in the background): pierced balls?
Morgan: If you had balls would you
Minnick (sounding closer): pierce them?
(Norris laughs in the background)
Morgan: Are your balls
Morgan: Please call us.
Minnick: What, of all the genitalia that you’re aware of, and you have seen a lot of genitalia, have you ever seen pierced
Morgan: Balls? Call us. Ok, bye.