So, just to be sure I have all the facts straight...
A group of 100 ADULT college students who CHOSE to take a course in human sexuality witnessed a sex act during an OPTIONAL after class session between two people who were in a committed relationship, and it caused such outrage that the university is investigating, the professor has been forced to apologize and people are threatening to pull their (again, adult) children who weren't even involved in the incident out of school?
This is SHOCKING. It is obvious that something needs to be done.
Such as me going back to school.
Seriously, did you see the size of that homemade drilldo? That thing is fucking impressive.