H-Town: i like your fake About Me section
i laughed at the secret sex dungeon part
me: some day, heather. some day...
H-town: we all have dreams
background music swells up
well-choreographed song and dance routine happens
me: it has a round bed in it and shackles on the wall
H-town: does the bed spin?
me: well it does now
you know, speaking of interesting rooms, i remember seeing a Cribs episode where they went through Tommy Lee's house
besides being afraid that there'd be herpes EVERYWHERE, i was a fan of his shower set up
me: does he have a separate bed for his wang to sleep on?
H-town: you could see the shower from his bed
so whatever ladies he had over, you could see a little of them in the shower
trashy, but I liked it
me: oh i like that too, great idea
H-town: it wasn't totally clear glass
so now you have a spinning bed and a nearby see-thru shower
he also had a sex swing in his bedroom
me: i don't really get those, but maybe that's because i've never really seen one live
H-town: yeah, same here
they look dangerous
i'd most certainly end up seriously injuring myself
me: pretty sure i'd forget all about the sex if i had a swing though. i'd be like WHEEE!!!!!
SEX? who cares!
no, not with that
use your hands!
me: wind it up so i can spin! and then i throw up on everything. party's over
me: off to the visible shower
H-town: less exciting now
me: sex dungeons can be perilous for all the wrong reasons sometimes