Conversations at Tai's frequently involve boobs. To wit:
The bartender (to Teacher Charlie): You like big boobs.
Me: That's why he doesn't hit on me.
Teacher Charlie: No, actually I'm more of an ass man than a boob man.
Me: Oh. Well then why DON'T you hit on me? My ass is cute.
Teacher Charlie: It is, but I can't hit on you, you already know I'm a sleaze.
Me (arguing about the relative attractiveness of myself and our friend who was asked to do Playboy): She has bigger boobs than me.
The Angry Scotsman: You have bigger boobs than me.
Me: I hope so.
The Angry Scotsman: But mine are hairier than yours.
Me: You hope so.