me: oh so did i show you the new boots i bought?
H-Town: holy schneikes
those are some sexy fishing waders
for the sexy fisherman in your life
can you come over and walk around on our front lawn to aerate it?
me: no problem
there's going to be a vinyl corset that goes with those when i find it
you'll be entirely waterproof
me: it's a dream of mine
H-town: don't sit on any old grandmother's vinyl couch, you'll be stuck forever
me: i can lay down on the grass and be a slip n slide
"honey, get the hose!"
me: hopefully no one will try to make me float on top of a pool all winter
that'll be a skinny pool
hey, nice pool cover. oh that? that's actually amber
me: we're here all week
H-town: remove the vinyl cover before trying the veal, folks