Friday, May 13, 2005

Today's Bartenderism: Pool Nomad

Pool Nomad: one who plays pool here and there. Used in a conversation: "So these two friends of mine want me to play pool with them in their league. They play on Tuesday. I thought about it, but I don't think I want to play on a schedule like that. I like to just play casually when I'm drinking. You know, at whatever bar I happen to be at. I play pool nomadically."

Also this morning, the bartender and I were brainstorming possible career changes for us both, based on things we actually like doing. For instance, I might be interested in becoming a painter, maybe having my own painting company. I pointed out to the bartender that as far as I know, the only things he enjoys doing are going out to get drunk and staying at home masturbating, and I'm not really sure how he's going to parlay those interests into a lucrative career. If anyone thinks of something, please let us know.

5 comments:

Eric said...

Wouldn't it have to involve webcams and pay sites?

amberance said...

That's a little too high tech for him. He hasn't advanced very far beyond "point" and "click" just yet. He's actually more interested in getting people to pay him to drink. Which, in all honesty, I am interested in myself.

Dave said...

Eric's right. I think that is his only option. If you figure out that professional drinking thing, you let me know.

Web Swinger said...

Two words, Beer Taster.

amberance said...

ah, nice thinking timmy, except he's cider people, not beer people.