Saturday, November 08, 2014

So Dreamy

"I don't want to buy a house with another couple," StereoNinja announced immediately upon waking up this morning.

"Well I don't want to have sex with Jeff Goldblum," I responded. Because in my disturbing dream I'd just woken up from, StereoNinja turned into Jeff Goldblum and I was going to have to have sex with him.

Some advice for you: Don't tell StereoNinja if you have a sex dream about someone you have no actual interest in having sex with, or he'll send you something like this.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I followed the link and promptly had a mini-panic attack at Jeff Goldblum's wig.

Thanks a lot, StereoNinja.

Jennifer Lawrence said...

Useless Post. Porn-Star Sues to Brazzers.

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