Apparently, you win "inner goddess" tokens when you answer a question right. I DON'T UNDERSTAND PEOPLE AT ALL. StereoNinja and I spent the morning brainstorming a better game with better questions than the example cited in the product description: "Light-hearted and fun questions such as 'Who is most likely to have a hidden tattoo?' ", which as far as I can remember applies to exactly no characters in these books so far. It went like this:
me: Maybe we should invent a better version of it
"your husband is an abusive asshole, go back three spaces"
StereoNinja: haha I like that
you don't know what the internet is, lose a turn
me: HELICOPTERS CAN FLY AT NIGHT?!?!? Pay each player $200 for having to listen to you
StereoNinja: you use your teeth when giving a blow job. go back to start.
me: that should get you kicked out of the game
StereoNinja: or the other players are allowed to punch you directly in the mouth
me: you meet a black person! roll again!
Here's the thing though: This has given me the BEST IDEA. I've been talking about meeting some of my UK readers one of the times that I come over (I was far too busy on this last trip, sorry everyone!). I'm back in February (dates TBD), but I am thinking, how about if we pick a place to meet up for drinks and I will bring this game and we can play it and make fun of it and swear a lot? Because I really don't think I can get away with NOT reviewing this game (just like I know I'm going to be forced to see the eventual movie to tell you how bad it is), but I need some people to play it with. I think it would be hilarious. Who's in?