Me: in other news i am not a terrorist
i have a sticker in my passport that says so
H-Town: oh, you got approved for the fast track thingee?
Me:yeah, yesterday
H-Town:congrats on not being full of terror
well, on airplanes anyway
Me:word
i'm now allowed back into my own country without anyone being all EXPLAIN YOURSELF
H-Town: Time to smuggle!
Me: I'm really good at smuggling tons of cookies
well sort of, i tend to eat a lot of them on the plane actually
H-Town: You're like the most non-threatening smuggler ever
Me: totally
greedo would have shot first
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