Monday, May 07, 2012

I Hope Nerdery Doesn't Get Me Kicked Off The List

Me: in other news i am not a terrorist
i have a sticker in my passport that says so

H-Town: oh, you got approved for the fast track thingee?

Me:yeah, yesterday

H-Town:congrats on not being full of terror
well, on airplanes anyway

i'm now allowed back into my own country without anyone being all EXPLAIN YOURSELF

H-Town: Time to smuggle!

Me: I'm really good at smuggling tons of cookies
well sort of, i tend to eat a lot of them on the plane actually

H-Town: You're like the most non-threatening smuggler ever

Me: totally
greedo would have shot first

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