We had a whole mess of strawberries. Which is delicious but makes me more annoying than usual.
The bartender: What should we have for dinner?
Me: We could have some strawberry shortcake.
The bartender: Strawberry shortcake isn't dinner.
Me: ....Are you sure?*
The bartender: You know what? You could put some strawberries and whip cream on your pancakes.
Me: WHAT? No, I will put maple syrup and butter on them AS GOD INTENDED.
The bartender: You don't believe in that.
Me: The god of pancakes. HIS NAME IS FLAPJACK.
*Follow up: I told this story to StereoNinja and got this e-mail in reply:
I checked on Google and I am afraid [the bartender] is right - Strawberry shortcake is NOT dinner.
Other things that are NOT dinner include:
4. Bowl of dicks
The both a yous can go snack on a bowl of dicks.