BrownsFan: And can I just say, marshmallow vodka....?
Me: I know. It's like, if you want your booze to taste like candy, then you probably don't really want booze.
BrownsFan: Says the woman who orders wine based on what tastes the most like candy.
Me: RIGHT. You know why? Because I don't REALLY want wine. Marshmallow vodka, no. Just make yourself some Kool-Aid, pour some vodka in there and be done with it.
BrownsFan: Or, couldn't you just pour the Kool-Aid packet directly into the vodka?
Me: .......I have to go email someone.