BrownsFan: So where are you off to?
Me: Oh, I thought I'd head over to Charlotte Russe and see if they had any cheap underwear people can rip.
BrownsFan: You realize you're at work, right?
Me: Well, but...I mean, it's not like it's a real company.
Less than one minute later...
PCA: Have you ever been to see Buckingham Palace?
Me: Yeah, lots of times.
PCA: Do those guys really not move?
Me: They just stand there.
PCA: Could I dare you to show them something?
Me: You mean *show them something*?
Me: .....You realize I'm a stripper for a hobby, right? Just saying, that's not much of a dare.
Note: Technically this is a real company, I just have a hard time believing that anyone willing to employ me could possibly be running a serious enterprise.