I formed a hypothesis at this years Tai's charity golf outing in Galena that the real reason people golf is for the sexual innuendo*. Based on the swearing and frustration, I don't think there's any way people could be golfing for fun. I cite several examples from the foursome** I was in, aptly named Team Spank:
-(The bartender on the green): This is wetter than I thought.
-(Bob and Sarah sorting out golf balls) Bob: Sarah, did you grab both of my balls? Sarah: No, and that's my ball in the trap.
-(Bob, encouraging the bartender in a sand trap): Whack it away. Just go right at it.
-(The bartender, commenting on the little prize flag stuck in the green): We'd find out about closest to the hole.
The discussion is open. Opinions?
*In YOUR end-o.
**While I was technically in a foursome, I didn't actually golf. Not that they didn't try to make me. Sometimes I love being left-handed.
2 comments:
Don't forget about how many strokes it takes to finish a hole.
Ooo, Mon. I just got all tingly.
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