Me: Know who else is clever? Heather. And guess what? She's coming to visit me next week!
Coworker: That's great!
Me: I know! She and Amy are going to stay with me on their way back home from visiting Amy's family. And we're going to Skype call [the comic] and it's going to be hilarious.
Coworker: Oh yeah, because she does improv, right? You're going to pee your pants.
Me: I always almost pee my pants when I talk to Heather. This is going to be like I'll pee my pants and have tears running out of my eyes and be vomiting all at the same time. I'll be a smoothie of secretions.