Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Pros and Cons

The interns last day in the office was this past Thursday. This has both benefits and drawbacks:

  • Pro - There will be no one here to talk me into getting ice cream that I don't need or drinking a margarita on our lunch break (true story).
  • Con - There will be no one to go to lunch with, period.
  • Pro - No one will be interrupting a conversation I am having with my boss by throwing a stress ball at me over the cubicle wall.
  • Con - Said stress ball will also not bounce once and then land in my cup of tea, thereby cracking me up.
  • Pro - I will not feel guilty when I don't have any work for him to do.
  • Con - I will not feel guilty for not doing my own work because the intern and I decided to watch Charlie the Unicorn or Weird Al videos on YouTube.
"I bet you eat the crap out of some lobster."
"No, she wears pants, but they're not THE pants."
"Why don't you suck a bag of dicks?"
"Someone has to piss excellence around here."
Intern, you will be missed.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I believe it was "eat a back of dicks," but suck will work too.

Anonymous said...

Dammit, "eat a bag of dicks!"

amberance said...

Yes, you are right. I stand corrected. Have you moved yet? When is the party?

Anonymous said...

I move in June 30th. Party will probably be July 30th. I will keep you posted. Love the hair by the way.