- Pro - There will be no one here to talk me into getting ice cream that I don't need or drinking a margarita on our lunch break (true story).
- Con - There will be no one to go to lunch with, period.
- Pro - No one will be interrupting a conversation I am having with my boss by throwing a stress ball at me over the cubicle wall.
- Con - Said stress ball will also not bounce once and then land in my cup of tea, thereby cracking me up.
- Pro - I will not feel guilty when I don't have any work for him to do.
- Con - I will not feel guilty for not doing my own work because the intern and I decided to watch Charlie the Unicorn or Weird Al videos on YouTube.
"No, she wears pants, but they're not THE pants."
"Why don't you suck a bag of dicks?"
"Someone has to piss excellence around here."
Intern, you will be missed.