It is vitally important to choose your friends carefully.
You need to have someone who will listen to you when you need to vent.
Someone to cheer you up when you are down.
Someone you know you can count on in any crisis.
Someone who will prank call you at work, play a roaring dinosaur pen in your ear, and then hang up on you. You know, someone like Heather.
It's been 20 minutes and I still can't stop laughing. I less than three you, Heather!