Mass e-mail message sent to my gang of friends from high school:
OK, why hasn't anyone from this group thought this up for their wedding? Simone? John? Leash? What happened?
that is funny. maybe we could plan it for the birth of baby leash. at the hospital. in hospital gowns.
I'm making all you guys do Rhythm Nation at my wedding. Unless a couple of the guys want to get together to do Dick In A Box. (But please do not actually put your dick in the box. Thanks.)
My brother responded:
Who, on this earth, is going to be able to tie your arms and legs up long enough to keep you from running away from a wedding?
This is obviously the most brilliant respose in the history of e-mail.