Be that as it may, currently I do not live in a house with beautiful hardwood floors, I live in a house with crappy plastic "wood looking" floors because that is what happens when you rent. AND, a couple of weeks ago, I noticed this. For those of you too lazy to click on the link, Think Geek is currently selling a floor rug that looks exactly like Han Solo trapped in carbonite and it's only $50 and IT WOULD FIT PERFECTLY IN OUR FRONT HALLWAY. And StereoNinja won't let me get it because his hatred of rugs apparently trumps my happiness. I even tried appealing to his sense of geekery by pointing out that we NEED this rug in order to enhance our nerd credentials and he PRETENDED LIKE THAT WASN'T EVEN A THING. But it is. It is a thing and not having this rug will come to represent an epic failure of my nerdcoreness that I may never recover from. All this because I got into a serious relationship. I knew Admiral Ackbar was right.
UPDATE: A key tenet of StereoNinja's objection to the rug (other than the mere fact that it is a rug) is that we can't put a Star Wars rug in the front hallway because we have prints of Batman characters hanging in that same hallway and you can't mix genres because reasons. However, he said this whilst walking past the bookcase in our stairway on which are displayed toys from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, books with the art of H.R. Giger, and two knitted dinosaurs, which I maintain COMPLETELY invalidates his entire argument. I NEED THIS RUG YOU GUYS.
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After we got married, my husband and I lived without living room furniture for eight months before we found a couch we could both agree upon. Since we had previously decorated in "early college cast-off" I was unaware that our tastes were so different. In general, furnishing the house has been one grand lesson in compromise. Our bedroom furniture was the exception--I convinced him that it would be well worth his while to have a bedroom I would enjoy spending time in. ;-)
Maybe you could come to a similar agreement. How would he feel about one of those Slave Girl Leia costumes to keep Han company?
Oh trust me, I want a slave Leia costume way more than he does. There's a guy who custom makes them to perfectly fit you, but sadly that is the sort of purchase for people who have jobs.
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