H-Town: hey - when are you going to start training for zombie time in June?
me: ugh, i think i should probably start next week actually
i need to be in at least decent shape a month from now because my friends in england have promised to chase me up hills
H-Town: and then reward you with sexy times
me: haha, well some of them
H-Town: tell them to stand nude at the top of said hills
that'll motivate you
"Here I am naked - sure wish someone would come up here and totally do me n stuff"
me: they'll be like "but it's march"
and i'll be like "do you want this piece of ass or not?"
and then they'll be like "it's arse you idiot."
H-Town: "We've secretly replaced Amber's bed with giant hills topped with hot naked people. Let's see if she notices."
me: oh my god we so need to film me not noticing the difference