In the elevator this morning
The CEO: Hey! What are you listening to?
Me: (putting my iPod away) It's on shuffle.
The CEO: So you don't know what you're listening to?
Me: (skipping ahead) Well that was a Snoop Dogg song, the next one would have been Blink-182, then The Creepshow, NOFX, Cake, oooh The Penguins! (holding it up to show The Penquins' "Earth Angel (Will You Be Mine?)" and grinning in victory)
The CEO: (rolling his eyes) I shouldn't have asked.
Me: How to go from Snoop Dogg to The Penguins in six tracks!
My iPod is a dangerous realm for the uninitiated, people. Don't try this at home.