The cake master: so what should i be for halloween?
Me: slutty something. the only costumes available for women are slut versions of other things
The cake master: i know, which is why i plan on making my own costume
i was thinking either nurse ratchet from from one flew over the cuckoos nest, or the pope, only with huge boobs
Me: the pope should always have huge boobs. i'd be more inclined to heed the pope if he had giant knockers