H-Town: dude - manny ramirez suspended 50 games for testing positive for steroids!
me: BWAHAHAHAHAHA this is the best news I've heard in a week
H-Town: so much for that winning record of the dodgers!
me: this is perfect. he looks even more like a complete douche than his contract holdup bullcrap did
H-Town: 50 games! i just can't believe that
me: i wish it was the whole year.
i am such a horrible person. this makes me so happy
H-Town: that doesn't make you a horrible person
me: no you're right. it makes me a proud american
H-Town: exactly
schaudenfreude may be a german word, but americans can say it
maybe not spell it, but we can say it
speaking of that word, i KNEW that Ms. Calif would have something bad come out about her background
hello naked photos
me: YYYYEEESSSS! What a brilliant day. It makes me want to wrap myself in a flag and hug my freedom
H-Town: hahaha
(think neil diamond) - Nudie pics from far away - they're comin' to America
you think they're gone but they're here to stay....they're comin to America
everyone from 'round the world
they're gonna see your nudie pics
TODAY!
*tempo slows*
My country tis of theee (NUDIES)
sweet land of irony... (NUDIES)
your ass I see (NUDIES)
*rocks out*
me: lolz
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