H-Town: dude - manny ramirez suspended 50 games for testing positive for steroids!
me: BWAHAHAHAHAHA this is the best news I've heard in a week
H-Town: so much for that winning record of the dodgers!
me: this is perfect. he looks even more like a complete douche than his contract holdup bullcrap did
H-Town: 50 games! i just can't believe that
me: i wish it was the whole year.
i am such a horrible person. this makes me so happy
H-Town: that doesn't make you a horrible person
me: no you're right. it makes me a proud american
schaudenfreude may be a german word, but americans can say it
maybe not spell it, but we can say it
speaking of that word, i KNEW that Ms. Calif would have something bad come out about her background
hello naked photos
me: YYYYEEESSSS! What a brilliant day. It makes me want to wrap myself in a flag and hug my freedom
(think neil diamond) - Nudie pics from far away - they're comin' to America
you think they're gone but they're here to stay....they're comin to America
everyone from 'round the world
they're gonna see your nudie pics
My country tis of theee (NUDIES)
sweet land of irony... (NUDIES)
your ass I see (NUDIES)