The bartender and I are pretending to visit our neighbors (we are actually visiting their awesome cats).
Me: I was just watching The Princess Bride. It's on Bravo. [The bartender] has never seen it before. He hates it.
Neighbor girl: Seriously?
The bartender: How is that movie supposed to be funny? It's so stupid.
The ex-marine: WHAT? ARE YOU A COMMUNIST?!?!?!?