Friday, January 09, 2009

My Birthday

I would be remiss if I didn't remind all my readers that Monday is my birthday. Particularly since I have been reminding all of my friends. Multiple times a day. Sometimes repeatedly in one conversation. My birthday. Monday. I'm still unclear as to why this major event is not a national holiday. My birthday, that is. Which is on Monday.

I have already begun the awesomeness (which will culminate on Monday in the form of my birthday) by:
  • Buying myself the most freaking fantastic computer game ever created in the history of mankind (Shiv and Lemon does not qualify as it has never actually been created), which is called Crayon Physics Deluxe. I have been waiting and waiting and waiting for this game to finally come out and suddenly this week there it was. They must have known that my birthday is this coming Monday. Check it out. It is more addictive than Tetris and Sudoku combined, for serious.
  • Planning out the most bitchin' birthday cake in the history of mankind. I don't want to ruin the surprise though, so check back some time after my birthday (Monday) for the sure to be stunning photographs of the most awesome cake of all time.
So, to recap: My birthday is Monday, and it will be glorious.


Aaron said...

I thought someone's birthday was today.....who is it....hmmmmmm......................oh yeah! RUSH LIMBAUGH AND HOWARD STERN!!! Happy B-Day to the shock jocks!! :)

Aaron said...

J/K baby. ;-)

Happy Birthday, my dearest! xoxoxo

S.Vincent said...
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S.Vincent said...

A) Happy Belated Birthday. Don't think of it as me being late. Think of it as me trying to keep you young and whimsy.

B) I was downtown the whole time. I was going to plan on heading uptown, but I ran out of days to visit. I was only there for 2.5 days. I brought a shoebox full of snow resistent spiders there and let them loose. Crawling at a rate of 300 feet a day, that would put them uptown by the end of the month.