- My football team stinks
- My baseball teams didn't make the playoffs and got swept in the first round, respectively
- I don't have a cat doing anything funny (unless dead is funny)
- My current job description could effectively be "watching money disappear into thin air"
- I hate and do not blog about politics
- Episode 3 of Dumbassity was so drunken that MrSteve could barely edit it into something useful, and it has not been posted yet
I do have two stories coming up, I just need to find the time to write them down. In the meantime, please enjoy this picture of a murderous jack-o-lantern man: