One of the many odd quirks of my personality is to wish or declare that I want things that are either completely ridiculous or downright impossible for me to have or be. This becomes more
noticeable as one spends greater amounts of time around me. Such as the agent, poor thing. I am lucky in that he finds this amusing and keeps threatening to start a list of the Most Ridiculous Things I have ever wished for. Some recent examples:
- I wished I had an Oompa Loompa.
- I wished I was an Oompa Loompa.
- I wished I had a beard.
- I wished I was a cartoon.
- I want to play the calliope.
- I want a tiny light saber to use for carving roasts.
I should probably add to this list that I want to be taken seriously.
In other MUCH more important news, I will be turning 30 on Saturday with much fanfare and abundant celebration. I expect you all to wear your virtual party hats.
1 comment:
I think if I had a tiny light sabre, I would make more roasts, just to be able to cut them.
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