H-town: any recommendations for what movie i should rent tonight?
amy's not around, so it can be violent.
me: i recommend pornography. or the Lion King. either way
H-town: they're so similar, though
me: you know what might be good? put on the Lion King with the sound off, and then play the sound from a porno. you know, like The Wizard of Oz and Dark Side of the Moon. Only, you know, way more funny.
i'd love to have amy come home and see that
me: "research on animal husbandry" - there, you're covered