Friday, November 09, 2007

Necessity is the Mother of Plausible Deniability

H-town: any recommendations for what movie i should rent tonight?
amy's not around, so it can be violent.

me: i recommend pornography. or the Lion King. either way

H-town: they're so similar, though

me: you know what might be good? put on the Lion King with the sound off, and then play the sound from a porno. you know, like The Wizard of Oz and Dark Side of the Moon. Only, you know, way more funny.

H-town: wow
i'd love to have amy come home and see that
" DOING?!"

me: "research on animal husbandry" - there, you're covered

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