Me: I have dangerous new paper
StereoNinja: ??
Me: I was at the store and I found a pad of sticky notes for a dollar
that have "Hello My thought is:" printed on them
StereoNinja: NO
Me: YES
StereoNinja: this will end badly
Me: I know
StereoNinja: you should NOT use these at work
Me: if there's one thing that is certain in this world, it is that I should never ever EVER be given a blank to fill in
StereoNinja: This is very bad
Me: Hello My thought is: THERE AREN’T NEARLY ENOUGH DICKS IN THIS ROOM
StereoNinja: LOL
Me: Hello My thought is: life would be so much easier if I could reach my nipple with my mouth
StereoNinja: It’s the Hello at the beginning that makes it, it sounds so friendly then it all goes wrong
Hello My thought is: I will stab you in the eye if you ask me again
Me: it's like some horrible person invented them JUST FOR ME
Hello My thought is: you really shouldn't try to make the cat wear pants.
StereoNinja: HAHAHA
Me: I'm about to stick one to the dalek that says Hello My thought is: EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
StereoNinja: stick one on your panties which says Hello My thought is: Rip these off and bang me
Me: I'm not sure who would need such explicit instructions
7 comments:
Excellent read!!! love your blog! You're Awesomeness astounds me! (I have El's thesaurus LOL)
I want this post its!
THOSE*
Romi - They were in the dollar bin at Target.
OHHH I know where I'm going for lunch today!! Thanks love
They sound fabulous, although I would probably get myself sacked very quickly - Putting "Hello my thought is you're a knob" stickers on colleagues' desks wouldn't go down too well :-)
I work on a mine... with lots of guys... who didnt pack their common sense when coming to site from home... Im into my second year here... with a post it pad such as this it could be a short second year!!!!
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