"I don't want to buy a house with another couple," StereoNinja announced immediately upon waking up this morning.
"Well I don't want to have sex with Jeff Goldblum," I responded. Because in my disturbing dream I'd just woken up from, StereoNinja turned into Jeff Goldblum and I was going to have to have sex with him.
Some advice for you: Don't tell StereoNinja if you have a sex dream about someone you have no actual interest in having sex with, or he'll send you something like this.
I followed the link and promptly had a mini-panic attack at Jeff Goldblum's wig.
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