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Wednesday, July 16, 2014

You Will Be Assimilated. Resistance Is Futile.

Me: Why are you reading? We're supposed to be looking at flights together.

StereoNinja: Why?

Me: Because we're going on holiday together.

StereoNinja: Holibobs!

Me: Oh my god. I just reflexively said that without even thinking about it.

StereoNinja: What?

Me: "On holiday". Jesus. We're going on VACATION together.

StereoNinja: Say "holibobs". Say "happy holibobs!"

Me: I absolutely fucking will not say that.

3 comments:

  1. Holibobs is one of my new favourite words.

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  2. :D soon you'll be saying "I've not got it" instead of "I haven't got it", and "she was sat there" instead of "she was sitting there".

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